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Red Freaks Out Over Buying A Computer

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This was first run back in 2020, and the computer Red ended up buying may now be a dinosaur. But the simple calculation Black used to put its price in perspective will never be outdated.

Red hates technology. That's an understatement. So, she's been "clinging" to her old computer which, since it was purchased in 2012, makes it a dinosaur in computer years. But with increasing "issues" with Outlook, especially as email's the "lifeblood" of Red & Black, and a few scares … it was finally time for Red to once again take her ostrich head out of the sand and admit that she needed a new computer.


Luckily, many years ago, we were introduced to an amazing IT and computer expert, Shawn, who we've turned to for all things computer-related. (This is one of those areas where Red has convinced herself she doesn't have the ability to understand when, in reality, she just prefers other people handle it for her.) Anyway, when Shawn started speaking in a foreign language about CPUs, RAM, OS drives, and a bunch more tech talk (Red called it "gobbledygook"), Red knew this was far beyond her "pay grade" and happily turned the conversation over to Black.

While Black wasn't happy to have this new task added to her "to do" list, even she had to admit that it was easier than trying to explain to Red what it all meant. Especially as it would be years before Red would need to buy another computer, and she'd have forgotten everything by then anyway.

There was no way for Black to know that the bigger conversation was going to be about the price tag.

Red went into shock when she saw the Dell shopping cart, and although Black explained it was an essential business expense so not to worry about it, Red was still doing her quiet "freak out" about the cost. Especially as, for her, a computer's merely a way to do emails, Word documents, and the occasional spreadsheet. She didn't need the latest and greatest — just the basics.

Once Black could get Red to calm down, she explained things in a way that even Red had to admit made sense. (And, by the way, was once how she answered a question about her expensive red-soled shoes to an auditorium full of high school seniors, but that's another story for another day …)

I know that you think the computer is too expensive for your basic needs, even though you use it for business and personal purposes, but that is because you are looking at the total cost. But, I look at it on a cost/hour basis. I am going to use round numbers to simplify the explanation, and use a total cost of $1,000. If you use it 50 weeks/year x 40 hours/week, that = 2,000 hours. Over 5 years, that = 10,000 hours. Pull out your calculator, and you will see that if you spend $1,000 for a computer that you use for a minimum of 10,000 hours, it works out to 10 cents an hour!

Calculated this way, Red’s computer is extremely cost-effective. Black’s expensive shoes? We’re not so sure.

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