Banter Bites

March Banter Bites

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March 17 is when we first began posting Banter Bites on Facebook and Twitter. Since Red loves lists … and Black likes to be organized and efficient, here's a list of March's Banter Bites:

17: Which Is Scarier?
18: Hate This!
20: Black Admits Her Age
24: "Safe" Replaces "Sweet"
25: Getting Back To Normal … What's "Normal"?
26: Stinky Workout Clothes Inspire Face Masks
27: NBA All-Star Interviews Dr. Anthony Fauci
28: Who Has Cabin Fever?
30: Timelines Are Out Of Our Control

No matter what holiday you may celebrate, Red can’t help but quote a line from one of her favorite Christmas songs, “Have yourself a merry little Christmas. Let your heart be light. From now on, your troubles will be out of sight.”

And Black can’t help but point out that the song wasn’t introduced in a Christmas movie but in the movie "Meet Me In St. Louis."

Wishing you a merry everything and a happy always!

This is one of Red’s favorite Banter Bites in large part because of Black’s “corny” puns, but also because fresh corn is a summer staple – whether cooked on the grill or in the microwave, whether eaten on its own or as a primary ingredient in refreshing summer salads

This may be one of the corniest things you’ll ever read.

BANTER BITE BACKSTORY: It’s just a vegetable, so how can it possibly elicit such a strong reaction from Red, while, for Black, it’s more a source of amusement and even, it turns out, admiration?

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Think you can avoid artificial intelligence? Think again …

BANTER BITE BACKSTORY: Red already fights technology at every turn, preferring to keep her ostrich head in the sand, plus, she finds Artificial Intelligence (AI) scary; whereas Black knows ignoring reality merely postpones the inevitable, so she’s started playing with AI to understand it better …

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